Trump Ride Along Piggyback Adult Unisex Costume

My fellow Americans: do your part by making America great again in this Trump Ride Along Piggyback Adult Unisex Costume, which includes a one-piece set of pants designed to look like me, your 45th president, giving you a piggyback ride. You don’t want to be a bad hombre by missing out on this funny conversational piece where I'm dressed in a blue suit, white shirt, and red tie - colors that would bring a tear to Lady Liberty's eye while blowing air up her dress, because of the political hilarity that is this costume. This message has been Vladimir Putin-approved (unofficially). Let us tear down the wall of Halloween costume indecisiveness, fellow citizens, and hit that “ADD TO CART” button. And a few other words of encouragement I'd like to impart to you: Covfefe.