So, you think you're royalty, well, now you can take your imaginary reign to another level with the Blue Royal Scepter. Measuring 17" in length, you will be able to erratically wave your scepter around in the royal dining hall, where you'll no doubt be drunk off your keister on mead. The pinnacle of the scepter has been decorated with a crown and a big, blue precious stone. Rule your imaginary kingdom with a very real iron fist, you coo-coo bird.